My Abby is 1 year old today =)  I know it’s lame, but I’m really excited about it !!!  hahahhaha !  Give gifts to her Owner – after all – aren’t I your Owner as well ?!  It’s fullfilling to please your Owner isn’t it ?!  Yes it is !

Joey is on the left - Abby BDay girl on the right.

Also, I’ve officially reached 2101 items purchased on My wishlist !!!  peanut scooped up the cheaper items with a GC, My marky bought Me two items from Guess? and dirtball picked up some cheap candles and fragrance oils.  Nice work minions … but you can do better can’t you ?!  I also recieved a small tribute from loserpiglet – his first … apparently I’ve been ignoring his offlines since January !  But patience paid off for him ( well rather ME ) and now he’s going to work hard to become a good working piglet in My stable.   and I also basically stole about $300 from agvictim with My Perfect Feet.  his response this morning ” My wallet hole is sore from the fucking you gave me ” HAHHAHAH @ wallet hole

My hollywood transferred the $200 for MY new blackberry tour – which I’m soooo excited about.  I preordered it – it should be here on Tuesday !I’ve been reading the reviews online, and I could just about pee I’m so excited !  I j’dore My hollywood !!!!  I’ve also got some pressies down at the UPS store, but I haven’t made it down there this week yet .

I’m still waiting for someone to pick up My electric bill and My netflix membership. for Netflix you can send ME a gift card and I can poof redeem it as quick as I get it, so get up on it.

and drum roll please … I’ve decided the next PPV on Niteflirt will be PANTYHOSE – I haven’t done a PH set in foreverrrr, and I’ve got like 20 pairs of Wolfords that are just calling My name ! I’m going to two of them – a cheap one for the wankers, and of course the premium PPV with tons of images. lucky you !

I’ll be out and about this weekend – walking around downtown for The All Star game – the city right now is crazy.  cops on foot every where, and the homeless people have disappeared…think its because Obama is coming to throw out the first pitch or bc Sheryl Crow is here for some lame concert ?  either way – I do wonder where they go when they get pushed out of the city for events.  I hate that downtown is doing so much to build it up, but forget about the homeless people. 

So if you want My Attention – Pay for it =)

Well – so far, whiney hasn’t logged into yahoo to see how many hits his picture has gotten him … never fear My lovelies … the price just keeps going up day after day – look whiney – I’m making you famous !!!! =)

I’ve been offline quite a bit enjoying the summer days and nights.  I love this weather =)  I’ve spent quite a lot of time at the pool and walking around our new city park/garden, its really brilliant, and I loveeee going every night for a walk – I keep forgetting to take My camera, but I’ll be sure to !!!

My wishlist has stalled – its so strange to have it only going up by one gift at a time, you losers, minions and fans really need to step up your game – seriously !  I’m like 13 items from 2100 purchased, so get on the ball because TheAG dosen’t like to see this bullcrap =)

bingie did come by and spent about 2k on stuff and greendot =)  gotta love that – he got Me this really cute piggy diamond necklace, its So small, but still So fitting I think !!!!  also a dress and some to DIE for shoes – which aren’t pictured.

here piggy piggy

another gifty I’m reallllly realllly enjoying is My new single cup coffee maker by Breville that I had bingie pick up too – this thing is the SHITTTTT.  No more mud in My coffee cup, it takes 23 seconds to make a cup – I’m So in love with this gadget !

oh gosh bingie =)

more cash $1100 from nameless dumb dumb peon and $500 from bingie.  I also got an email last month from AAA he said he couldn’t pay his $200 bi weekly dues for June – so I let him stew in his own shit for a while, letting him THINK he could actually “save” some money from now on … then I slammed him with one of his favorite fetishes … MY BOOBS.  HAHHAHA  so instead of $200 – he had to pay $500.  let that be a lesson to you wimps !!!!  random cash tributes from bandit, My paymaggot sent $150 and is on a strick once a week tribute amount.  $100 with more to come from My little brian – and for mikey’s birthday he sent ME $400 !!! thats fucking HOT !  agvictim sent $117 and I know I’m missing more wimps, but for the life of Me I can’t remember them right now – I guess that’s a sign that you need to work HARDER !!

now on to the title of this entry – My hollywood is stepping things up in the best ways possible !  recurring cable bill /internet payments ( $195 )- automatic of course, he also took care of My celly ( 125) and My loverboys celly bill ($100) – hes paid for numerous nights out this week and last – and I’ve also instructed him I want the new blackberry that is coming out on Sunday !!!!  he will buy ME a gift card @ verizon store/website and have it sent to ME and then I can just call My Verizon guy and have him send it to ME asap.  How fucking awesome is that ?!  AND because My little hollywood is doing SO well with his profession – he will also be paying My rent starting in August.  HOW LUCKY IS HE ?  fucking him over and over and over !!!  I can’t help it – its just SO hot !!!!! =)  SO - tell ME minons, who’s picking up the only existing bill left ?  My electric !!!  email ME for more information !!! hahahhahaha

two new boys both respectfully emailed Me and went and did a little shopping on My wishlist – a pair of super slutty heels from steve madden – and the other got ME the lens cap I’ve been missing and the lotion I use religiously. I go thru it like crazy !!!  There is a reason MY skin is like smooooth caramel – and its lubriderm lotion – not the advanced therapy – that tends to be greasy !!!!  thanks aussie boyyyyy !

from an admirer !

OH and did I mention that hollywood also did some shopping on Arden B ?!  I got the best dresses of this summer !!! I loveeee them =)  I want MORE !!! hahahha but you knew that didn’t you ?!

from hollywood and My favorite of the summer !

from hollywood

I’ve also got some other random things that trickled in – a Marciano dress from bingie, My avon lipgloss – which I love and is SO cheap !!! =) and cheek stamp – and I’m expecting My RIP MJ tshirt and new plaid shirt from dirtball. Hmmm, I haven’t heard from probie lately … I wonder how My sofa fund is coming along ?  regardless, time to punish !!!!

Ok, that’s it for now.  I’m on Twitter like crazy – so if you want to keep up with My random adventures – that’s the place to be !!!!

Also, another quick note … if you are a wanker / time waster – don’t even think about msging Me.  If you don’t know anything about Financial domination – don’t msg Me.  If you don’t know a THING about ME – then do NOT NOT message Me.  I know in this little part of the ‘net us Women have to deal with a certain amount of wankers, but lately it’s become reallllllly stupid, even for Me – so STOP.

whiney, you are a full 24 hours late. guess how much it’s going to cost you to get this down ?! you know the drill – Western Union in your friend – I, on the otherhand am not.

Don't mess with TheAG =)

And when I’m displeased… a little magic… and POOF – you’re famous you little whining bitch !!!! his “new” yahoo id is :  pleaseagweekly – 7/23 River Street, Richmond Melbourne,  VIC 3121 AU  =)

Yes, I know. stop getting your panties in a bunch … updates are coming.

lucky you ! I’ve recieved a zillion emails and messages about MY blog – so finally I’ve decided to unlock it ! I’ve got a draft saved on all the fun little things that have happend in the last two weeks, but I haven’t finished it … will I ever finish it ? you had better hope !

Busy weekend ahead – Saturday – I’ll be mobile and poolside, and then My weekly new trip to the drive in – I’m sure hollywood will be funding date night again =) hehehehehe

I’ve been back since Friday morning, but took Friday afternoon and relaxed – then when I woke up on Saturday, it was so gorgeous out that I didn’t do a thing except watch netflix movies !!! hehehehe.

I will be around this week to break hearts and wallets.

Follow Me on TWITTER  – I was really into it when I first signed up – and I’ve found I am posting less and less, so either – I’m getting bored, or you losers and freaks aren’t keeping Me entertained !!! =)

whiney is hilarious.  I posted his photo and just his name on My twitter, and in four minutes it got 68 views.  so whiney paid $200 via Western Union.  he’s pathetic. seriously.

I am out of town until Friday ! I leave tomorrow ( Tues ) around 2pm to the airport. I’ll be mobile – and don’t think I’m going to be taking My laptop with Me, that may change as I get closer to My departure time …….

Send Me amazon.com gift certificates to mzasiangoddess@aol.com while I’m gone ! anon sent Me $250 and $100 from probie, $200 from MY mikey and $200 Greendot from AAA. =) thanks bitches – and MY hollywood paid $125 to My celly account !  Niceeeeeeee

I’ll be twittering while I’m away.  Buy My HEARTLESS image set !!!!  Be useful My nothings !!!!

Have your panties been in a bunch since I haven’t updated in a hot minute ?!   I know some of you boys are used to the Dommes that disappear for weeks, months at a time, but I am not one of them.  luckiesssss. 

As you probably can tell, I am not on My trip like I was supposed to be !  I had a change in plans because My David had a death in his family, so My trip is postponed until next week June 2nd-5th.  Make a note of it !  So while I had some free time alone I decided to grace you nothings with new yummy images  ” HEARTLESS “  – 25 insane images of Yours Truly with sound.   Feet, Legs, Ass, Boobs galore !!!  Scoop it up on Niteflirt – I’ll also send out mailers at some point this evening  !   those freaks without Niteflirt – you can still have the image set – contact Me for details.

 25 HOT HOT pics

Heartless May 2009

Did you know that I can see the keywords you minions type into search engines to find Me  – and the links from whatever page ?  so whoever keeps looking Me up using statbrain, seriously, just type in My url.  Yes, it says I get an average of 800 hits per day, so why do you keep looking at it ?  it dosen’t go up and down that much, its an AVERAGE !

How could I be so Heartless?!

Now – on to fun things – TRIBUTES and SPOILING!!!!  AAA sent $200 for his 45 day ( more like 55 day ) release – and to torment him, I sent him a video clip letting him know his jerk off time is now overrrrr !!!  I got a $100 Western Union from whiney.  GOD he’s annoying.   $250 from little brian …. I made him SO weak with MY new video clip ! he couldn’t help himself.   $105 from a newish boy on Niteflirt.   $200  from dirtybilly.  hahahh and oh yeah – the guy who likes to dress up in bunny ears sent $100 via Greendot !  I finally got My AF order from dirtball – everything fits perfectly, the romper is the shittttt.  dumb bob grabbed a new projection clock and the movie Taken for Me and a cute little Karate Kid Tshirt.  I’ve gotten all the cosmetics that probie purchased,  OH and I loveee that teal maxi gypsy dress.  it’s SO hot and comfortable, although like usual I have to go and have it hemmed !

you know you want to suck that heel !

I’ve also added 15 images and a video clip into My Yahoo Group.   and I get a ton of requests to join, but if you aren’t worthy – believe it – you are NOT getting in !!!!   I’ve got to get a new banner, anyone want to do it for Me ?  you may email Me and put ” banner” in the subject line. 

Reminder – the end of the month is fastttt approaching – AAA and mikey – do not be late – because on the 2nd, I’m going out of town and will be spending YOUR money.  got it ?! good.

but yeah – I totally met up with Dane Cook this past weekend before his show in town !   I caught him coming back into his hotel before going to the show – he had been walking around Lacledes Landing !  he of course took a few photos with Me, I thought I would have him sign the back of My ITouch, but that didn’t happen. LOL !  he smelled like sweaty boy – and I touched his hinney   such a terrible pic of Me, but I don’t care, and he was rockin some sweet prada’s !!!!!

I've got My hand on his butt !

I had a ton of fun !!!!  I had a beer or two – which neverrr happens – so I had a little buzz – the comedian that opened his show took the photo, but I can’t remember his name !!!   Then GoddessDivine and I went to his show – which was really really funny and had FANTASTIC seats !

he's wearing the same tshirt !!!! ew.

during this time – little ass sniffey mikey sent $200 and AAA sent $200 via Greendot !  and little dirtball sent $100 while I was sitting at the casino for Me and My friends !  chrissy sent $100 amazon as well.   It was a greatttttt day/night !!!!   Yesterday I spent some time with GoddessDivine and friends so that was SO nice and today I’m heading off to the movies !  I’m not sure if I want to see Star Trek or A&D  but it seems like the later is closer to My place…. so that settles it !  

So consider yourself updated !!!  Don’t forget to follow ME on Twitter - its a great way to keep up with MY wonderfully fun life !!!!!

I’d like to start by saying – sadly, JessieKitty has passed away from a scooter accident last Friday. She passed on Sunday – Mother’s Day. JK was such an original Woman and FemDomme. I consider her one of the MAJOR pioneers of this community, and I’m sad that she’s gone. It’s nice to see the strong women of this lifestyle mourning her, and remembering her. RIP Jessica. 

Tomorrow is the Dane Cook concert – I went last year too, he’s hilarious and Oh so sexy.  Section B Floor, Row 12 !  I’m taking My Best Friend GoddessDivine – it’s going to be a Girls Night, it’s her Birthday today, so I think before the show I’m going to take her to a tappas resturant for pre concert !  what little nothing will be funding that ???!    oh and you also funded her Bday gift from MY Amazon wishlist which was a locket ! thanks ! ha ha

I’m going away for four days at the end of the month – May 26th-29th – paid for already by dirtball.  I will take My laptop, but mostly will be on twitter, and on mobile yahoo.  Make a note of it minions.  I’m still in need of a rental car, so you may BEG to send that to Me.  Want to know where I am going ?  Yes, I’m sure you do … heh. 

so, dirtball paid for My flight, and also sent Me an AF order, which he better PRAY gets here before I leave.  speckofdirt paid My cable bill, and sent ME the locket for My BFF, a new Wii trivia game ( mildly entertaining ) some really cute earrings and a green dress which I recieved and hate.  My little probie sent ME more more more of course, and is furiously putting away that new sectional sofa cash !!!!  I’m almost at a point where I won’t even sit on My sectional.  it’s only 3 years old, and it’s just icky and uncomfortable.  UPGRADE !  also, probie purchases this week include more bare escentual foundation and eye shadow, and Smashbox pressed powder ! and a Guess? sleeveless hoodie -  I love spending his money !!

footboystephen poked his little loser head in My IM and it cost him $200 – I sent him a little collage that clapper made – it’s cute that his creation makes ME more money isn’t it ?!  speckofdirt sent $385 which was unexpected – he was used roughly – I doubt he will stick around, seems he is more of the difficult loser who hasn’t been trained or shown how to stick his ego up his butt along with a fat dildo =) heh.  pooooooor victimofag – he’s really becoming the little brainwashed toy that I predicted …. I’ll link his myspace another day … hahhahaha hehehehahahaha $200 – that he can’t afford, but …. well… he IS a victim !!!   AAA chastity is going well – he’s only got five days left ….. then he gets to PAY to release.  HAHAH – if I don’t make him go another week just for shits and giggles !!!  think of poor eddie …. a YEAR he waited in chastity – you’re getting off easy. dumb bob sent $700 bc he got some sort of check from somewhere… lol   :D:D  his $200 will be paid tomorrow as well as MY ass sniffer mikey, who’s been MIA, but sends his bi weekly tribute !!!  When I wrote My last entry, when I woke up the next morning it was tucked safetly in My account, so I’m expecting the same tomorrow – or fines commence !!! heheh hehe.  The rest of you nothings are REALLY slacking – get on the ball, or you will be drop kicked to the nearest curb !!!  I feel like I’m missing some things or some one’s …. hmmm, must not be that important or impressive.  TRY harder.

I got a mani/pedi for tomorrow’s concert.  I can’t waittttttt.  Pay for Girls Night.  you know you can’t wait to hear about all the REAL men I am going to be flirting with …..

Yes, you may send Me more $$$$