Is this one of you losers ???!

I do hope your sound is up – because I almost peed My royal panties…. bahahahaha

Happy Cinco De Mayo

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Where did My Spring go ???!!!

It’s been raining for two days, and according to the weather, it’s going to rain all weekend and then for another 4 or 5 days.  AND it’s cold on top of that !!!!  yuck yuck yuck !!!! 

My Perfect Peds cause quite a stir …. I can’t blame you little nothings, but sometimes it really amazes Me how much you minions will do for MY Perfect Feet …. but you can do BETTER !!!! hahahhaha.  I had to punish theclap this week  – and he had to purchase ANOTHER pair of very expensive LAMB shoes for his Goddess   of course, I have access to his two main accounts, so I was Gracious enough to spend, spend spend !!!!  he was instructed to beg beg beg to also send $2080 CASH – It was OH so pretty !!!! so I just have to publish this pic of ME wearing $450 Black Lable La Perla panties/bra set – and the $400 Lamb shoes ….

Light and Shadows

 

What other fun things happend this week … vincent popped in and I called HaughtyFemDom and he paid My electric bill $160 and $200 for My cable and $100 ecampay - and he also paid Her cell phone bill and cable bill ! I loveeee not paying My bills – after all – its YOUR job !!!!  victimofag got taken for $164 – just a wiggle of My toe, and he’s weak weak weak.  he always looks likes he’s crying on cam – or maybe he’s just THAT pathetic for My feet !!! hahahhaa.  $150 from chrissy – he’s been MIA for a while, but luckily I still remember his pay schedule, so I made it a point to tease him with MY feet and POOF money arrives !!!!  localboy sent $150 as well because I SAID SO !!!! $250 from mackey – PRINCESS wants to get you drunk and make you eat your MESS – so get drinkinggggg !!! HAHHAHAHHA.  My little AAA sent not only his $200 but another $100 via greendot too !  HAHAH So even though the weather sucks – its sunny inside MY World !!! =)

I am STILL waiting on mikey MY ass-sniffers first Tribute of the month !!!  grrrrrr.  he’s now being FINED $25 for each day LATE – he probably dosen’t know that – but now he does bc he’s reading this. HAHHAHA.  so take your time ass sniffer – you’re just making it worse for yourself !!!  I dont understand at all how you losers can push ME back in your priorities …. now you’ll PAY.

I FINALLY took six pairs of jeans to get altered … one pair little brian bought ME wayyyy back in 2008 ( speaking of brian – msg Me on yahoo I have something for you )- and a pair of Juicy track pants that I never got altered… lololol.  SO now that I’ve got all the jeans from theclap, I thought I finally would do it.  YAY – I really want to rock My new frankie b’s and rock & republics, so I finally did it.  It will cost you losers $60 in alterations – so get to PAYING.

I took My little chorkie, Abigail into the vet for her shots, and she’s already in her first heat, so she will be getting spayed on Wed.  – that was $330 which I prepaid for – so that needs to be deposited into My acct !!!  two more weeks until GoddessDivine and I go see DANE COOK.  I’m reallllllllly excited !!!!!

I’ll be on and off this weekend – I have company coming in on Sunday night, so I don’t know how much I will be on, but I’ll be checking messages tomorrow ( Sat )   I update quite a bit using Twitter – even post TwitPics ! 

2041 items purchased on MY Wishlist !!!!! =) =) =) Congrats to My nothings !!!!!

Spring has Sprung !!!

So – I twittered this – on Saturday I went to go “watch” some teeball, and instead I was on first base … well – I wore flip flops …. and then a 5 year old ran Me over @ 1st base, and let Me tell you losers….. My toe was bleedin like crazyyyyy !!!!  the only real damage that was done is I can’t get a pedicure for a few days because it’s tender, and if nail polish remover hit that ouchie area…. can you imagine the burn ? ICK.

I’ve gotten several of My pressie in shipment – including MY first pair of Chanel sunglasses – they are sooo fierce !  Here are some crumbs and highlights !

Also, I have even MORE gear coming :D:D from the clap

• Prada sunglasses
• La Perla BLACK label fringe bra
• La Perla BLACK label fringe panties
• Steven Madden flats ( I now have them in every color they make in this style ! )
• Splendid yellow silk tank
• Coach 3 pack lipgloss
• Mario & Sonic game for the Wii ( I’m so in need of new entertainment )

AND of course, another cool $1,000 into MY Greedy, Greedy hands.  Another probie purchase of Smashbox foundation and Rebel Yell jersey – which I LOVE LOVE LOVE in white, so I used his GC funds for the other in Navy !!!!! I can’t waitttt until it comes !!!   and bandit sent ME a Adoration Sign and another $75. 

So, it’s almost the start of MAY – and that means AAA and mikey’s bimonthly Tributes are due on the first — hollywood will be paying My celly phone and My LoverBoys celly and cable is due on the 10th !!!  I’ve also got a lovely $160 electric bill that’s up for grabs !!!!  GRAB IT !!!! :D:D  OH and weakmale - dont think I didn’t see your little $150 Niteflirt …. just can’t stay away can you My pet ?!  HAHAHHAHA

AAA is in chastity !!!!!! he’s taking a lot of COLD showers !!!!! HAHAHHAHA ! hilarious !  AND little losers, want to help the planet ?  I’ve got a boy who’s wasted My time before giving Me little GREEN tips to help our planet – so I’ll be sharing those with you losers once in a while. 

“methane is a greenhouse gas that is 22 times as powerful (i.e. as bad) as carbon dioxide.  One of the main sources of methane is actually the production of beef and pork “   Read that ?  CUT down or Cut out STEAK and PORK  !!!!  Can you imagine the carbon footprint that I leave on this planet with all the driving of the delivery people ?    I know.  sad.

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It’s Earth Day !

Take care of our Planet !! Turn your shit off when it’s not in use, go out and get the super efficient lightbulbs ( even one can make a great difference in numbers ) recycle your shit !  you losers can help ME be more green by scooping up the recycling containers, re usable grocery bags and the eco water containers from My Amazon wishlist!  Open your windows instead of the A/C – get a plant, WALK instead of drive – do something GREAT for our Planet today. 

Happy Earth Day !

I will be out today enjoying our Earth by going to the Caverns to be a tourist.  Don’t worry losers, I’ll be using the WeCar, which is a Toyota Prius to get around today I may even hit the mall to finally return some jeans from A&F

and BTW -  I just got done with a four hour servicing from My LoverBoy.  Oh how I love to be Me.  g’nite !

April showers brings out the addicted ….

The weather gets nice and the pets come out in FULL force !!!  The drunk, the lonely, the addicted, the cucks — you all fall—directly at My Perfectly pedicured FEET    I can’t say I blame you – and as many of you will agree  - I AM wonderfully addictive !   I’ve got mad updates to feed to you losers !  It all sounds like a broken record at times I’m sure – but hey, who gives a crap ?!

I’ve recieved all the purchased items from theclap from last week – ahhhhh- I so adore expediated shipping !!!!   Here are some of the highlight photos

Why does Guess? send all the items in seperate boxes ? so wasteful

your cash into My Greedy Hands

Wow – that’s a lot of stuff – which took Me to 2000 Items Purchased   I’m now up to 2028 !  That is just amazing !  Good job to the pets who adore and spoil !!!!  

My victimofag saw a little wiggle of My toes, and taken to the bank for another $250 he is sooo easy to control with MY petite feet and expensive heels — begging and pleading to see My Beloved feet as I just demand more — ah the reward of obeying Goddess got him some cam foot time.  L U C K Y !!!!  My little bandit has been falling all over himself with drunken yahoo messages, the booze does the talking for him … and another $700 cash was deposited !!!  his little part time work is done and his earnings were spent between MsHelena and Myself, but am proud of his spring time spending on Myself  !!! hahahhahah !!!   My tommy sent $275 to his Perfect Princess, little tommy can be somewhat of a slut if I’m not around … but in general has been My longest running toy ( four years +)- when his schooling finally finishes, the doctor salary will be promptly deposited every pay day !!!! :D:D.  My probie sent $235 in Amazon.com gift certificates as well – this probie is learning what addiction really is … he just can’t help himself and just constantly sends a stream of GC’s while we chat….and when the Victimmaker CAM is on – he just turns into a MUSHY probie !!!  We’ve set a goal for him to save to get ME My new sofa sectional !!!  I can’t waitttttttttt !  I’ve had My current sofa about three years, and I can barely stand to sit or lay on it – it used to be sooooo nice and pretty, serves Me right though for buying ( or rather eddie ) a CREAM leather sofa.  Its now a dingy beige, and no amount of cleaning will do the trick, I even used the COACH cleaner and conditioner for handbags ( a verrrrry long time ago I used to manage a Coach store ) nope – nothing works – maybe I can get it reupholstered, which I guess would be more green …. I wonder if its worth the cost ?!   Find out for Me bitches !!!   AAA sent $100 Greendot today and picked up a new webcam for Me … of course, we both know he did it for totally selfish reasons, but hey, I can dig it !   again, The Victimmaker CAM makes ALL My bitches weak and spend !  AAA goes into total subspace !!!  we’ve just started his orgasm denial training !!! HAHAHHAHAHA cold showers commence !!!!!!

theclap went shopping AGAIN on My wishlist, and these are the items I’m expecting – this was a punishment abuse for being the little shitbag troublemaker that he is — MsHelena and I can’t wait for the next double teaming…you are SO gonna get it !!!!!    punishment Cash cost ? $1200 – he was abused like the wallet he is

• CHANEL sunglasses $ 380
• Obey Jacket $65
• Diesel panties $35
• Free People shorts $36
• Free People cardigan $125
• Marciano jeans $125
• Joe’s Jeans $158
• Marciano tank $20
• Madden black flats $60
• Madden silver flats $60

What other shopping was done ?!  probie purchases include

• Juicy Couture cargo track pants ( they havent had My size in FOREVER on amazon )
• Pilates dvd and small ball
• Smashbox bronzing primer
• Fiberwig mascara (Ladies, this stuff is AWESOME )
• Black ankle socks

Even dumb bob got in on the action and bought

• ‘ 82 raglan top
• American Eagle halter
• 2 bikinis from Victoria Secret
• VS black panties
• VS plunge dress/coverup
• pant and top hangers

like I said earlier — Spring fever brings out the FREAKS, and WE are reaping the rewards !!!   hahhaahha !  I’ve got a verrrry busy day tomorrow, I’ll be playing tourist and hitting the caves for some spurlunking – I’ll be mobile – so either say something worthwhile and not waste O/our time !!!!  

and don’t forget to follow ME on TWITTER !!!!!!!   and if you haven’t already, you should download tweetdeck - it’s a much better way of RT tweets   whewwwwwww – FINALLY done – now I’m off to sex up My LoverBoy !  Be jealous

 

Britians Got Talent

Amazing performance from Susan Boyle ! – omigosh – shes like a female Paul Potts !!!!

Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent
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Let’s GET GREEN !

I’m completely addicted to Planet Green on cable – except that gay ass Emeril show !  I’m going to slowly start to become more green … with My losers help of course !  I have added some recycling bins, re usable grocery bags and things like that to My Amazon Wishlist – Get Green !!!! 

Speaking of My Amazon wishlist … I’ve FINALLY hit the Historic mark of 2000 Items Purchased !!!  It is so pretty !  the clap got double teamed by Myself and Haughty_FemDom to the tune of almost $8k !!!!   he almost set a record !!!!!  Double Teaming is SOOOO satisfying !!!!   Oh and My share of CASH Tribute ? $1525 !  this is only MY half of the haul =)  it made for a LOVELY day !

Items expecting :

• Tiffany & Co. sunglasses – $480
• Guess? white top – $35
• Guess? shorts – 35
• Madden leopard flats – $50 ( recieved )
• Guess? gingham top – $59
• Guess? black halter – $59
• Marciano black halter – $98
• Marciano red tunic – $78
• Marciano purple tunic – $55
• Guess? cardigan – $ 49
• LAMB shoes – $ 400 ( recieved ) HOT
• Champion running shorts – $20
• Splended green top – $ 51 ( recieved )
• Jessica Simpson flats – $59 ( recieved )
• Frankie B jeans – $ 138
• Rock and Republic jeans – $200 ( recieved )
• Flower diamond ring – $125
• Marciano cardigan $ 118

I also recieved a small Amazon GC from probie, so I picked up some MORE essie nail polish, and a yummie tummie shaper, which are supposed to be awesome for support and working out, so Im pretty excited about that !!!  MY hollywood sent $125 for MY LoverBoys celly phone bill,  bandit sent $600,  marky sent $50 for congrats on hitting the big 2000 - mikey sent his $200, and AAA also sent $200, ( via GreenDot ) a very annoying pest tributed $100 via NF, and victimofag sent $100 as well.   speaking of bandit, he actually got double teamed too, but he just didn’t know it ! HAHHAHAHA MsHelena and I are DANGEROUS together – WE are Brilliant !   hey hollywood – get shopping on the email list I sent you – this Bossy Girl wants it ALL !!!!

I would also like to introduce a very good friend of Mine TheCuckoldNannyE - check out her Blog – and send her a message on Yahoo to say HI and offer your Tributes - mistresscucknanny !  She is waiting to school you cuckolds in the art of humiliation !!!!

I finally figured out My Clips4Sale/Images4Sale login information – I have yet to add anything yet, well, because I haven’t felt like it really….but it will come….someday.  so inspire ME !

If you haven’t guessed already, I loveeeeeeee loveeeee Twitter   so find Me and Follow ME !!!!

:: New Tribute Method ! ::

The Good News – you losers can now Tribute Me thru Ecampay !  The Bad News ?  the max is a measly $100.  So this is what I want you to do – just keep clicking until you are broke !!!!   I’ve also listed it on the Tribute page of this blog as well in case you forget.   you losers can also buy special content and video clips from Me there as well, but I have yet to set that up – but I will be doing that – so instead of C4Sale, I’ll probably see how this works !   pssttt – I have a bet on how long it will take other chickies …….. wanna be in the pool ?

Good Friday = Green Friday

This Goddess was born on Dec. 25th – so you know what that means don’t you losers ?!  I’m your Savior, and its Good Friday – which in MY world means GREEN FRIDAY !!!!  Time to give tithe to your ONLY GOD-dess !!!  Oh, yes, I AM that Conceited.

mikey My little ass sniffer – FINALLY got his debit card crap situated – and sent $300 – a $100 bonus.  (mikey get a hold of Me, I’ve got a vid reward for you ! ) gotta love that !!!!  but I must say, he’s MIA the last few days, and we are days away from the 15th !!!!  My footboy stephen came around and I sent him a little video clip of MY Perfect Peds and $100 was sent to MY hands, and also another $100 from a hit and run boy who seems to think he can call Me Karen.  Ha.  fat chance – needless to say, his IM’s will go unanswered until I get another $100 apology.  Yes – its like that bitch.

Random NF PPV cash still coming in, although I’ve got to work on Aprils yet !!! hold your nut sacks and hide your wallets !!! :D:D – tommy gave $225 this Green Friday, hollywood gave $190 for My cable bill like a good docile boy should just bc the BOSSY One said to !!!  I seduced brian with a video clip and he sent $100 and My newboy – now known as probie – is soooo weak and addicted to Me that while we chat, he just keeps tributing Amazon gc’s – My boys can be SOOOO easy.  I love My Life !!!!  so another $200 for Green Friday !!!!  and on Sunday – I’ll be RISING to My GLORY !!!!!!! BAHAHHAHAHAHA suckers.

you may worship Me now with Tributes and Gifties.  and Yes, I know I’m Gorgeous – and that push up bra is working it for Me isnt it ?! HA !